Tuesday, May 3, 2016

A DAY

Ahan
what you expect from me?
Oh Yes You are right, i was in deep Sleep
Seriously

One day i was sitting, reading a book and someone just emailed me, "are you alive"?
i thought such a stupid question.
with little eagerness i replied, "Dead cant use Gmail,Yet directly proportional 

I am healthy and fat"(with this math signature).

What you want me do?? To say him yes sir I am here all ears???? Come on readers don't be so ridiculous.
 ہم آہ بھی کرتے ہیں تو ہو جاتے ہیں بدنام
"if Even i do "AAAH", i become bad in sights??"

Okay well thanks for getting my point,
then he asked me then why you stop blogging??

This pinch me hard, sorry hardest and i went to the washroom and saw myself in mirror.

Same nose
Same ears
same teeth( oh Please Don't consider yellowness)
Same face

So why did I stopped it ??

Dig deep Dig deep Dig deep

Oh MY GOD
I LOST BASIC
(m not talking about my hairs seriously-ill get the hair-plant in future )

I lost COURAGE.

What is this? The courage? stories are being told us that this is what make the human(not only men, don't expect me to write it here, Constitution has changed and there are new amendments for women rights-i really appreciate it as much as I am afraid of THANA(Police station of course) ) strong".

So it’s a time for satisfaction of mind.
I am not the only one who lost courage.
All of us have, okay fine many of us have (For some readers really hate me for saying ALL).

I searched on Google that what am I,
to be honest found nothing useful
so what am I?

Someone whispered it in my mind

I AM THE BEST CREATION OF GOD.

Sorry what?
Funny?
Am I?

YES YOU ARE.

Oh please come out in front of me Be like MAN(oh sorry MAN AND WOMAN).

I AM THE PART OF YOURS.

I have parts? Do I need to search parts of body-I read this topic in 6th class.
and I hate Bio, that's why choose mathematics when jumped in intermediate.(Doctors no offence I swear)
so where was i , oh yes talking to my part.
"So Mr. /Miss part of me what should I call you?"

CALL ME STUPID AS I AM YOUR PART.

Seriously? Is he making fun of me?
But "booya"(happy expression) 
he/she got humor.

I AM NOT SHE YOU DAMN FOOL; I AM YOUR PART,
A PART OF MALE BELONGS TO MALE DEFINITELY.


He got the point, I accept it.
So what were you saying
I am what creature of what?

AWW YOUR MEMORY, BOY GO EAT 
بادام
SO AT LEAST YOU IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY POWER.

Don't be my mom please,
you were saying something,(Mr. stupid is here to help me and really instructing like -I should eat this, that bla bla bla.)

I CAN LISTEN YOU
THANK YOU FOR SAYING ME STUPID.


Did I? I just called your name man.
Well I apologize (silly stupid wasting my time)

I CAN STILL HEAR YOU.

Wow I like your 
عورتوں والی عادتیں( Women nature-oh I mean humans nature)
yet you are here to help me isn't it?

OH MAN I FORGET THAT.

I forgive you.
So what am I.

THE BEST CREATION OF GOD.

How should I know this? I Mean why you are saying this?
What I am?

YOU DON'T SEE WHO YOU ARE?
MAN OPEN GALLERY OF YOUR CELL PHONE.

Mr. Stupid I am serious.

OK MAN I AM SORRY.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MADE BULB AND INVENT EVERYTHING.


I am not THOMAS EDISON man.(pretty awesome he is not my part, wow i got the part of Thomas, i must share it on Facebook)

I MEAN YOU ARE HUMAN,HE WAS HUMAN TOO.

Oh yes, i didn’t think this way, yes I am human too
and if he can do it, but bulb has already been invented and i am not the student of science either. (Feeling confused-steal this "Feeling confused “from Facebook)

BUT YOU CAN SOMETHING HE IS NOT DESTINED TO DO,
JUST THINK WHAT YOU CAN DO TO MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER AND HAPPY.


Who cares about world? I need BMW and great house
(Readers you would agree in that too-trust me).

GOOD THINGS COME TO THE PEOPLE WHO THINK AND DO GOOD FOR HUMANITY.

Oh you are right, so only then good things will come to me?
and if things would remain bad then.?

THEN JUST THINK IT IS A START OF A GOOD THING,
AND YOU HAVE MILES TO GO.
NEVER GIVE UP
BECAUSE IF 
THINGS ARE NOT GOOD YET, IT MEANS THIS IS NOT END YET.

Oh Mr. Stupid you are brilliant, what an explanation.
Yet I should never lose hope.

YES NOW IF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP,I NEED TO SLEEP AGAIN
AS I HAVE COMPLETED MY TASK.


What? Was it a task?
Are you playing truth or dare with someone?

AAAHHHH GO TO HELL.
NOW DON'T SAY 
ہم آہ بھی کرتے ہیں تو ہو جاتے ہیں بدنام

seriously how do you know? That I was going to say this?

ZZzzz ZZzzz ZZzzz
Oh he realy went to sleep,
well I hope i got the point.

Let’s wake up each other Mr. Stupid.
Trust me you can do something what other cannot do
try it and man you'll love your stupid part.

"and if they seek your name one day after centuries of your death, it must be in good terms"
and good things come to the people who think and do good".


Rohail Ashraf Cheema